TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME A NURSE

Top ten reasons to become a nurse:

TOP TEN REASONS TO BECOME A NURSE
  • Pays better then fast food, though the hours aren't as good.

  • Fashionable shoes and sexy white uniforms.

  • Needles: "Tis better to give then receive"

  • Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops...eventually.

  • Expose yourself to rare, exciting and new diseases.

  • Interesting aromas.

  • Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly legible handwriting.

  • Do enough charting to navigate around the world.

  • Celebrate all the holidays with your friends- at work.

  • Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.