1. You believe that unspeakable evil will fall on anyone who mentions the words "Wow, It's quiet in here".
2. You have every late night fast food joint's phone number on speed dial.
3. Ativan is your best friend. Narcan is a close second. "Wake up party's over."
4. A full code at change of shift, is your idea of a good time.
5. You don't have to look at the sky, or even step outside to know it's a full moon.
6. You believe PITA "Pain in the add". is an acceptable admitting diagnosis.
7. You believe every ER waiting room should be fully supplied with a Valium salt lick.
8. You believe a good tape job will fix everything!
9. You have weekends off planned a year in advance.
10. Somewhere along the way "gargoyle" became perfectly fine assessment terminology.